Spamfucks

Okay, so spam pisses us all off. This is worse.

Someone has hijacked one of my email addresses and is now using it as the source address to send out their spams to people worldwide. Whenever their list has an address on it which is no longer active, or bounces their email for some other reason, it comes back to me.

Fucking bastards. Not only do I have to put up with what they already send me, I now have to deal with their fucking rejects.

For those of you with spamkillers, please don't ping spam back to its sender- most, if not all of it is sent using hijacked addresses. Those of us who have had our email abused in this way don't fucking want it either.

As for the spammers, there should be an international law that means they have to be kicked to death in a packed football stadium.

By monkeys wearing steel-toecapped Doc Martens.

Wankers.

Low-end flash cars

'What is he on about?' I hear you ask.

I'm on about people who buy low-end, 'cheap'-model BMWs and Mercedes cars.

What's the point? If you buy a BMW or Mercedes or whatever, you are buying it because it's a luxury car. Why spend a fortune on a low-end cars that cost a fortune, just so you can say 'Look- I own a Mercedes'?

No one is impressed.

Why not spend the money on a higher-specced Ford or similar? The badge may not be there, but the experience will be nicer, and no-one will look at you and think, 'look, that bloke has a base model flash car- what a twat!'

Don't believe that the badge instantly makes you cool. Top end luxury motors denote lots of money, low-end ones make you look like a wannabe. Buy an older one if you have to, just get a decent one.

Also- don't buy a BMW- they may be good cars, but if you own one, irrespective of what kind of person you are, other people will automatically assume you're a cunt.

Audis are better looking anyway.

Another point- why spend a fortune on a flash car, then get a diesel version? If you're that cost conscious, you should have bought a cheaper car for a start.

In short- if you insist on buying a flashy brand car, buy a proper one.

Fly tippers.

If you can be bothered to sneak about in the dead of night, just to dump an old sofa and fridge in the middle of a layby, why the FUCK can't you just drive to the tidy tip and dump them where they belong?

You lazy cunts.

If you're a tradesman dumping your rubbish, like the piles of roofing debris, or the bathroom suite and plumbing I had to navigate my way round recently, you should take that to the fucking tip as well. Yes, I know full well that authorities charge for dumping commercial waste, but that's no excuse - charge your customers a bit more.

One really has to wonder where else you fuckers are cutting corners. I wouldn't trust you bunch of ignorant half wits to fix anything in my house, that's for sure.

Wankers. I hope someone dumps their car on your front lawn and burns it out. See how you like it.

All of you, keep your shit to yourselves instead of expecting someone else to clean it all up for you.

Twats.

Big Sunglasses

Why?

For Pity's sake, WHY?

Why would anyone want to wear these monstrosities?

Some clever cunt somewhere has decided that this year, sunglasses should be BIG. And we are talking e-fucking-normous here. Many of the designs look like people have two black dinnerplates attached to their face.

Take Victoria beckham as an example- if she wasn't weird enough with her skeletal frame and peculiar dress sense, she tops it all off by adding a pair of glasses so big that she looks like something that fell out of a flying saucer.

For fuck's sake, what's wrong with you people?

Another good example is Oakley, the sunglasses manufacturer. A couple of years back, their glasses were pretty svelte and nifty, now their product range is full of ugly-looking shit that no-one with any sense would wear in a month of sundays.

Stop listening to people who tell you what to wear, no matter how stupid it looks, and judge things for yourself.

Fuck fashion - get a mind of your own.

Back again...

I couldn't resist it.

So many things piss me off that i just had to start writing about them again. It's been a long time, but I'm back now.

Get over it.